1) I feel like I am drinking from a urinal every time I drink out of the water fountains in Wheeler.
2) I’m having an identity crisis because up until now I always thought strawberries or nectarines were my favorite fruit, but ever since I started eating the frozen mango bits from Trader Joe’s, I am not too sure that still holds true. Mangos are supposed to be my mom’s favorite fruit, not mine.
3) I am pretty sure most of my morality stems from my mother. Instead of asking “what would Jesus do?”, the little angel on my right shoulder asks, “what would Bertha (my momma) do?” With the recent occurrence of #2 and the realization of #3, it is inevitable, I am turning into my mother.
Cheers!
I do like roller coasters.
(via insightsoutsights)
- Belle: I ran out of socks today. I think I'm gonna have to wear one clean sock and one dirty sock.
- Me: Please don't. Just wear 2 dirty socks.
Okay, so I lied. I totally had 3 pieces of cake today…granted they were small, but on top of the fatty mountain of fried rice I consumed, it was not cute! It’s all good, I’m just going to push my getting back on track to next week. I’ll let myself indulge just a little bit. For example, today I had an English muffin with salmon cream cheese spread and it was absolutely delicious!
On another note, I have decided that the following is my favorite gym machine:
Yes, the stair-master, always leaves me feeling empowered and I can go up 57 flights of stairs without ever having to come back down.
I cannot eat another chocolate or sweet treat for at least another 5 days. I feel the sugar in my face, not cute! Back to healthy eating tomorrow. Many apples to finish.
Trader Joe’s, I miss thee, let’s have a date on Wednesday…maybe, yeah?
To the girl at the table near the back of the library -
I almost asked you what was wrong the first time I saw you crying. Then I saw the book you were reading, and realized that you were crying because of it. And I was interested, because I’d never read anything that moved me that much.
I…
3) 
Maria was very nervous about today because she had to recreate a chemical reaction she accidentally stumbled upon that allowed her to produce toothpaste that tastes like chicken. She was very nervous because she had forgotten the exact amount she had used of each chemical and her supervisor would be present while she tried to recreate the concoction from the previous night. In this picture the supervisor, Esperanza, is intently looking at Maria trying to recreate the solution and she has a very solemn expression. Esparanza’s mood borders on angry because Maria did not carefully write down the amounts she used of each component and they are working against a fast approaching deadline. The fact that she is being watched makes Maria very nervous, but she very carefully tries to recall all of the ingredients and the amounts she used. It doesn’t help that it is 8:30 in the morning and Maria went to sleep at 4:21 am in her office. The picture captures Maria putting what she believes to be the last ingredient she used, soy sauce. After a nerve shattering recreation, Maria is successfully able to produce chicken flavored toothpaste once again.
