April 2011
3 posts
“You have a smile that could light up a room, but you don’t use it often...”
Just a few things I have to put out there...
1) I feel like I am drinking from a urinal every time I drink out of the water fountains in Wheeler.
2) I’m having an identity crisis because up until now I always thought strawberries or nectarines were my favorite fruit, but ever since I started eating the frozen mango bits from Trader Joe’s, I am not too sure that still holds true. Mangos are supposed to be my mom’s favorite...
“Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!”
– Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz
March 2011
1 post
“It’s all false love and affection, you don’t want me, you just like...”
– “I’m Not Your Toy” - La Roux
January 2011
1 post
October 2010
3 posts
Socks
Belle: I ran out of socks today. I think I'm gonna have to wear one clean sock and one dirty sock.
Me: Please don't. Just wear 2 dirty socks.
LIAR
Okay, so I lied. I totally had 3 pieces of cake today…granted they were small, but on top of the fatty mountain of fried rice I consumed, it was not cute! It’s all good, I’m just going to push my getting back on track to next week. I’ll let myself indulge just a little bit. For example, today I had an English muffin with salmon cream cheese spread and it was absolutely...
SUGAR OVERLOAD
I cannot eat another chocolate or sweet treat for at least another 5 days. I feel the sugar in my face, not cute! Back to healthy eating tomorrow. Many apples to finish.
Trader Joe’s, I miss thee, let’s have a date on Wednesday…maybe, yeah?
September 2010
3 posts
This is the creepiest yet cutest thing ever! →
To the girl at the table near the back of the library -
I almost asked you what was wrong the first time I saw you crying. Then I saw the book you were reading, and realized that you were crying because of it. And I was interested, because I’d never read anything that moved me that much.
I…
3)
Maria was very nervous about today because she had to recreate a chemical reaction she accidentally stumbled upon that allowed her to produce toothpaste that tastes like chicken. She was very nervous because she had forgotten the exact amount she had used of each chemical and her supervisor would be present while she tried to recreate the concoction from the previous night. In this picture...
Psychology 150 Web Assignment #2
So, I got a web assignment asking me to write a story about a few different pictures and this is what I came up with…
1)
This picture captures a new duo team of crime fighting acrobat superheroes that save the day with their complex air tricks and and agility to deflect attacks. Karla and Kel have a bond deeper than that between siblings, but not romantic in any way. Their bodies move...
April 2010
1 post
Gas
Belle: You burp a lot.
Me: Would you rather me fart instead?
January 2010
1 post
Just like the body eventually expells foreign objects, friends you let become foreign eventually get expelled from your life.
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
1 post
Weapons
I totally stabbed myself with a bobby pin on accident today, who knew those little suckers can be such a hazard.
October 2009
1 post
“Bertha & Ben, plus ten!”
– Belle regarding my future.
September 2009
6 posts
“I know what I did wasn’t clever, but me and you were meant to last...”
– “Watcha Say”-Jason DeRulo
Ramblings
I am staaarving as I write this, but I had the sudden urge to blog. As I write this I have some rice cooking on the stove and some shrimp soaking in lemon juice and seasoning waiting to be cooked and put into corn tortillas to be eaten as tacos, just describing it is making my mouth water and my stomach tighten. Anyway, this post is surprisingly not about food. I guess it doesn’t have a...
Picket Signs for my Wicked Rhymes
As I sat in Anthro lecture trying to draw some kind of sense from what my professor was saying while also struggling to ignore the churning of my intestines and failing in my attempt to stop yawning repeatedly due to my restlessness and boredom, this sort of just came to me. Now it’s in Spanish, so I apologize to anyone who reads this and does not comprehend it. It’s a...
May 2009
17 posts
Tipsy
No, this is not about me getting tipsy…I don’t consume alcohol. For the longest time I thought the chorus for the song “Tipsy” by J-Kwon said “everybody in da club getting tips.” This song was hot back in middle school and I didn’t really know what tipsy was back then so I couldn’t quite put the line in context to the rest of the song. It...
I guess my life is average
mliaverage:
Today my alarm went off. I hit the snooze button and woke up 10minutes later to only hit the snooze button again. MLIA
I do this just about every morning, except once I hit the snooze button my alarm goes off every 9 minutes and I end up snoozing for about an hour. Since I know this will happen, I purposely set my alarm earlier than the time I know I’m actually going to get up.
Dear Ms. Pubs,
jpubs:
In response to the frantic email we received from you approximately twenty-four hours ago:
We have analyzed the symptoms you described of you and your roommates and have come to the following conclusions. Regarding Roommate K, you are correct in pondering the return of her cough. Yes, she may have been on the road to recovery from her recent cold, but the current lack of sleep and stress...
“You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.”
– John Mason (via littlemiss)
That’s legit.
#483
My roommate, Belle, submitted this and as you can see, it got selected! Ballin!! I would like this too.
achoiceinthematter:
Someone who thinks my bed hair is adorable.
Ooops!
I accidentally walked into the men’s restroom at work today. Thank God no one was in there or saw me go in. I didn’t actually step foot in there, I progressed the other way as fast as I could once I realized there was a urinal in front of me.
Popularity Contest?
What is up with this tumblarity business? I don’t need another source telling me how unpopular I am, I get enough of that already. Haha, I kid, I kid.
Anyway, I just wanted to admit that yes, I can indeed be picky sometimes. I was talking to my brother on the phone about jobs today and he pointed this out, I couldn’t do anything else but agree. There’s just certain things...
Pathetic
I have a headache and my eyes are tired, I’ve been staring at a computer screen for far too long.
Sick
Oh my goodness, this is nothing new, but I am extremely disturbed by the number of pervs on Myspace, I literally almost feel like throwing up. Now, I know most people have run across these pervs or at least know that there are major creepers all over the internet, but the things I read on some girl’s photo comments just now were sick and highly inappropriate. I have no idea what these guys...
Party Naked
fmylife:
Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I’m a 23 year old guy. FML
By the first sentence I could have sworn my roommate submitted this…I mean I guess...
Ring the Alarm
So, I was walking back to the apartment today and out of nowhere the alarm of the car next to me went off…apperently I’m that hot…haha,j/k…it was probably the car zooming by that set it off…maybe.;)
17 Again
I don’t want to turn 20! I feel like I haven’t experienced everything I’m supposed to in my teen years. I’ve felt like this for a long time, but for some reason it just hit me really hard right now. I don’t know, maybe it’s this stupid headache I have…or maybe I’m just afraid of having to really grow up sometime soon. Ideally, I would stay 17...
“I wanna have a day where I can just meat out!”
– Belle, regarding vegetarianism and being able to indulge in carnivore behavior on Sundays.
There is a drug that cures it all
New song on replay….”Pictures of You” by The Last Goodnight.
“Let’s blow this popsicle stand!”
– Belle
So apparently all the cool kids know this phrase…it’s in Urban Dictionary, but I just heard it today and I think it’s genius. In case you were wondering, Urban Dictionary defines it as “How about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.”
April 2009
18 posts
Belle is awesome
because she lets me rock out with her even though I butcher songs…oh, and because she runs around the Berkeley neighborhoods without giving a damn. (haha, for exercise, not in a creeper way, although Belle is pretty creepy.)
No more bad choices after today.
“I’m not saying it was your fault
Although you could have done more
Oh...”
– “Naive” by The Kooks
This song is super catchy! It’s been stuck in my head since Saturday…it’s in the 17 Again credits. Apperently Lily Allen did a version of it…it’s pretty good, but the original is way better. You can’t compete with the notes...
The Best of Both Worlds
Turns out that although Belle and I attend the same school, it’s as if we exist in 2 parallel universes due to our respective majors. In Belle’s world of engineers and awkward nerdy boys, anyone without a Y chromosome and a hint of good looks seems out of place . In my world of athletes and glamorous sorority girls, someone who doesn’t put much effort into their appearance...
“ Be who you Are & say what you Feel because those who mind don’t matter and...”
– Dr. Seuss (via ceelee) (via insightsoutsights)
I love this quote…so true!
Aaawww!
This is about the cutest thing ever! I want to find a letter intended for me.=)
crushed:
l,
We always talk about our crazy dreams. All of the ones I tell you are fake. For the past few months all I dream about is you.
— m
Fried Rice
I’ve recently stopped picking the vegetables out of my fried rice…now I can say I ate vegetables today and actually enjoy my food while it’s still hot.=)
Hairy Jamba
You know it’s been too long since you last shaved…when you’re waiting for your smoothie at Jamba Juice, look down and see the legs of the guys around you, and think to yourself, “daing, an hour ago my legs were harrier than yours.”
